May 25th, 2013 at 9:25PM

justthekidswhowereforgotten:

pocochina:

thatonelifechanginggirl:

tardiswanted:

saphire-dance:

I Reblogged That For You: A Story of Internet Friendship

Why the Fuck Did You Reblog That From Someone Else: A Story of Pain and Betrayal

You Liked My Post, But Did Not Reblog It: A Story of Mixed Signals and Confusion

The URL I Wanted Was Taken: A Story of Identity and Thwarted Ambition

Why Are We All Typing Like A Fall Out Boy Song: A Story Of My Confusion

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May 25th, 2013 at 9:11PM
joannaestep: kellysue: oncomics: mattfractionblog: kelly sue celebrates passover the #teamhawkguy way Hate to say it, but she’s no Kate Bishop. Don’t you sass me, child.  I’m a 42 year old mother of 2. Yesterday, I *slept in* until 4:30am, got my babies up and fed, planned an Easter brunch menu, finished a batch of rewrites, worked all day writing more comics than you, managed to sneak in 30 minutes on the treadmill and a quick shower before grabbing my hilarious and brilliant husband, two amazing children and double-batch potluck dish and heading to a seder at the home of two of our best friends, where I *rocked* playing with my daughter and her new bow & arrow out on the porch.   Kate Bishop is great. I love Kate. But she’s a fiction, sweetheart, and she’s no fucking me.  BAM.

joannaestep:

kellysue:

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mattfractionblog:

kelly sue celebrates passover the #teamhawkguy way

Hate to say it, but she’s no Kate Bishop.

Don’t you sass me, child. 

I’m a 42 year old mother of 2. Yesterday, I *slept in* until 4:30am, got my babies up and fed, planned an Easter brunch menu, finished a batch of rewrites, worked all day writing more comics than you, managed to sneak in 30 minutes on the treadmill and a quick shower before grabbing my hilarious and brilliant husband, two amazing children and double-batch potluck dish and heading to a seder at the home of two of our best friends, where I *rocked* playing with my daughter and her new bow & arrow out on the porch.  

Kate Bishop is great. I love Kate. But she’s a fiction, sweetheart, and she’s no fucking me. 

BAM.

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May 25th, 2013 at 8:59PM

circumcisions:

reblog if your url is your name in real life

OH HEY IT’S ACTUALLY TRUE FOR ME HAH

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May 25th, 2013 at 5:25PM

opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

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May 25th, 2013 at 5:03PM
My view right now. #Cloud #Details #FilterFun #Summer

My view right now. #Cloud #Details #FilterFun #Summer

#summer#filterfun#details#cloud
May 25th, 2013 at 4:57PM
Album Art

theangelwhochosehumanity:

Lend me your hand and we’ll conquer them all
But lend me your heart and I’ll just let you fall
Lend me your eyes I can change what you see
But your soul you must keep, totally free

Awake My Soul - Mumford & Sons

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ArtistMumford & Sons
TitleAwake My Soul
AlbumSigh No More
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May 25th, 2013 at 2:53PM

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

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May 25th, 2013 at 2:45PM

ranetree:

I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.

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May 25th, 2013 at 2:41PM
fuckingrecipes: thelilnan: 1 medium heart, rinsed and cut into cubes2 tablespoons all-purpose flour2 tablespoons vegetable oil1 large onion, peeled and sliced1 cup water2 teaspoons salt1 tablespoon minced garlic   Flop the heart bits around in flour until evenly coated. Heat the oil in a covered pan on medium heat.  Fry the pieces of heart until browned. Upon placing the meat into the pan, it should sizzle slightly. If it does not, the oil is not hot enough. Stir in onions and water. Season with salt minced garlic. Cover, reduce heat to low, and allow it to sit for 2 to 3 hours, or until the meat is very tender. Serve over noodles or mashed potatoes. The ‘Heart’ can be any medium-to-large mammal. I prefer Beef or venison, but to each their own.  Stay classy, you beautiful motherfucker. 

fuckingrecipes:

thelilnan:

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1 medium heart, rinsed and cut into cubes
2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
1 large onion, peeled and sliced
1 cup water
2 teaspoons salt
1 tablespoon minced garlic

 

  1. Flop the heart bits around in flour until evenly coated.
  2. Heat the oil in a covered pan on medium heat. 
  3. Fry the pieces of heart until browned. Upon placing the meat into the pan, it should sizzle slightly. If it does not, the oil is not hot enough.
  4. Stir in onions and water. Season with salt minced garlic.
  5. Cover, reduce heat to low, and allow it to sit for 2 to 3 hours, or until the meat is very tender. Serve over noodles or mashed potatoes.

The ‘Heart’ can be any medium-to-large mammal. I prefer Beef or venison, but to each their own. 

Stay classy, you beautiful motherfucker. 

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May 25th, 2013 at 2:39PM

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May 25th, 2013 at 4:23AM
simplythebess: pluckypalaeontologist: pinecounty: necroluste: J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers. Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes. EXPLAINS THE BOOKS ^^^^ This

simplythebess:

pluckypalaeontologist:

pinecounty:

necroluste:

J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.

Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.

EXPLAINS THE BOOKS

^^^^ This

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May 25th, 2013 at 3:43AM
Rather than fighting for every woman’s right to feel beautiful, I would like to see the return of a kind of feminism that tells women and girls everywhere that maybe it’s all right not to be pretty and perfectly well behaved. That maybe women who are plain, or large, or old, or differently abled, or who simply don’t give a damn what they look like because they’re too busy saving the world or rearranging their sock drawer, have as much right to take up space as anyone else.

I think if we want to take care of the next generation of girls we should reassure them that power, strength and character are more important than beauty and always will be, and that even if they aren’t thin and pretty, they are still worthy of respect. That feeling is the birthright of men everywhere. It’s about time we claimed it for ourselves. —

I don’t want to be told I’m pretty as I am - I want to live in a world where that’s irrelevant (via brute-reason)

Fucking this so fucking hard.

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May 25th, 2013 at 3:24AM

Only Lovers Left Alive soundtrack

tomsipod:

Track 1: Wanda Jackson Funnel Of Love 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf5FvUt7iIw

Track 2: Harissa by Kasbah Rockers 

http://www.myspace.com/kasbahrockers

Track 3: Caprice No. 5 in A Minor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdJbAlzf4SM

Track 4: Gamil by YAS

http://www.youtube.com/user/YASofficialPage

Track 5: Can’t Hardly Stand It by Charlie Feathers 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX3UEGFrINI

Track 6: Trapped By A Thing Called Love by Denise LaSalle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V710ZWb39kc

Track 7: Soul Dracula by Hot Blood

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9lOEngxKfE

Track 8: Under Skin Or By Name by White Hills

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rKuy5_GuRg

Track 9: Red Eyes And Tears by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1QGf7vMz84

Track 10: Little Village by Bill Laswell 

http://www.myspace.com/billlaswell/music

Track 11: Hal by Yasmine Hamdan 

http://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/ya-nass/id628030477

Oh hey, guess what I’m listening to.

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May 25th, 2013 at 2:48AM

Update on Alcohol Night:  

I am sweating for no reason. What the hell?  

#Why Do People Drink Alcohol #This Is Not Even Funny #I Regret Everything 

#I regret everything#Alcohol#Why do people drink#THIS IS NOT OKAY#I am straight edge#I don't even drink#I DON'T EVEN GO HERE#my stuff
May 25th, 2013 at 1:49AM
georgetakei: The King of Videobombs.

georgetakei:

The King of Videobombs.

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